ANDREA THE ASTROTRACKER TELLS THE STORY.
NEW MOON IN LIBRA ON 10/10/10! PLUTO STATIONARY ON THURSDAY AND FRIDAY WITH SQUARES TO MERC/VENUSr/MOON! RELATIONSHIP PROBS, ANYONE? IF YOU DON’T WANT A BABY, MAKE ART OR AT LEAST USE PROTECTION!
NEW MOON IN LIBRA ON 10/10/10 - NEW RELATIONSHIPS COULD BE BORTH FERTILE (10+10+10=30= 3) IN NUMEROLOGY, THE 3 IS FERTILE. IT’S THE MOMMY/DADDY/BABY NUMBER, SO OIF YOU DON’T WANT A BABY, YOU’D BETTER GET YOURSELF A HOBBY, BECAUSE REMEMBER, ALL THIS SCORPIO/LIBRA STUFF IS PRETTY SEXY. AND SECRETIVE TOO! BETTER USE PROTECTION! NOT KIDDING—OR YOU’LL END UP WITH A BABE IN APRIL/MAY, WHEN THE RETROGRADES END. (YES, A PREEMIE. NOT KIDDING!)
The lineup of planets lately has been 8 celestial bodies retrograde, with Mercury due to go that way on October 24th. Not exactly promising for the elections, but when is it ever, in recent years? This year will be worse, I am sorry to say. Venus escapes Scorpio on January 6th/7th—oh, what a coincidence! Certification day. Jeez! (Head in hands) Anyway, this week, we lose one retrograde, and it’s a boig pne” Pluto is slow and transformative. Sationary planets always have greater impact, so beware on Thursday and Friday of this coming week. Pluto in Aquarius will be the apex of a T-square, with Retrograde Scorpio Venus, Scorpio Mercury, and Scorpio Moon on one side and a retrograde Arien Chiron in the pivotal 29th (anaretic) degree conjunct troublemaker Eris. In what new mess shalt we find ourselves this week?
For one thing, be careful about sexual liaisons. That sexy Scorpio in all those communicator signs could have folks sending the wrong messages in the wrong ways—and with the retrograde parade continuing until Tax Day 2027, we could find some babies coming into the earth plane with no baby daddies. Well, you know they have them, but with all these retrogrades, you just know there is going to be lies, scandal, embarrassment, and denial. What did I saythe other day? Get receipts or take no prisoners. Keep your phone handy for pictorial proofs, y’all! The next 7 months are going to be wild, and just remember, you heard it here, and it started here.
Not to be in your business or anything, but if you are NOT doing the dirty deed these days, there will still be secrets and nefarious actions that will be proclaimed on January 7th, denied, and then the leadership will move heaven and earth to unearth the truth next Aries season. Mars and Jupiter will be retrograde at the beginning g of 2027, making it nearly impossible to get things done and to birth that baby or project that you have. Wha do I say with Mars retrograde? Persistence, persistence. With Jupiter? Learn the ropes. With our loser Mercury, coming in a week or so, have PATIENCE. With Venus retrograde (where we are now), don’t get schmoozed by an ex. Watch out for those folks returning from the past. If they ask for money, the answer is no. If they want a freebie, consider the consequences. A Scorpio retrograde person returning has motives, y’all, so tread lightly with OPEN EYES and EARS. And you won’t know what those motives are until 2027. With Pluto at the apex, whatever happens WILL BE TRANSFORMATIVE. Read that: big change! So, ATTENTION!
Pluto’s stationary moments this week has this Sabian symbol: a Hindu healer. The crucial anaretic degree Chiron has this: a duck pond and its brood. That’s concerning. Are we all getting in line behind Donnie Duck? Not everybody is! In addition, Pluto and the Moon are what is called OUT OF BOUNDS. Y ou could call this a “Get out of jail free” card or a no holds barred situation. The Plutoniian change is irrevocable and powerful, happening at a moment’s notice with that Scorpio Moon! I am telling you, don’t let that Scorpionic passion get the better of you!
Let’s also remember about Mercury’s never0mentioned OTHER job: escorting folks to the “other side”. With 3 planets conjunct in Scorpio—which, by the way, is like flood waters—and what do they do, y'all? They destroy things! and OOB Pluto and the wounded healer hanging out with crazy ass Eris, we could have a major happening towards week’s end. This is a fire and water week, and we still have most of the difficult, fixed squares in play from last week. I think we need to LOOK OUT.
Astrology is about being prepared, just like the Boy Scouts. We should team up with those bros—and the Girl Scouts, too.
Lastly, look for the leaders to roll out some important manipulative announcements at the end of the week. They’re all about control, baby. Saturn in Aries trining Leo Mars? Chiron & Eris in Aries trining Jupiter? New rules and regulations coming your way soon. This is where we can thank all those retrogrades we have. Why? These rules won’t hold. Retrogrades will screw those plans up, so hooray for retrogrades! What an unlikely prophylactic! Hmmm….
ASTROLOGY IS NOT JUST A SUN SIGN. ASTROLOGY IS COMPLEX.
ASTROLOGY IS BOTH SCIENTIFIC & MATHEMATICAL
ASTROLOGY IS NOT EVIL.
I AM NOT PSYCHIC.
LIFE IS NOT CHAOTIC.
ASTRO WEATHER REPORT FOR EARLY APRIL!

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