ANDREA THE ASTROTRACKER TELLS THE STORY.
YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? DO YOU SEE HISTORY REPEATING? NO SURPRISE TO ASTROLOGERS! IN FACT, WE TOLD YA SO! AND MERCURY GOES RETROGRADE IN SCORPIO AT WEEK’S END! JUST TO MAKE THIS ELECTION COMPLETE!
CAN’T HELP HUMMING THE BEATLES’ “REV0LUTION” AS I SEE ALL THE EUROPEAN CITIES JOINING IN PROTEST, IN ADDITION TO THE USA’S OWN NO KINGS PROTEST, WHICH WAS NOT TELEVISED, AS GIL SCOTT-HERON PREDICTED 56 YEARS AGO. HMMM…WE ASTROLOGERS DID TELL YOU SO, THOUGH!
AND Y’ALL KNOW THAT, WITH ALL THESE RETROGRADES, IT WON’T BE OVER UNTIL—OH, MAYBE MAY 2027. WE’RE BIRTHIN’ THAT BABY, HARD, Y’ALL!
But let’s calm down a bit and talk. Walk through this. Astrologers are here to help you be prepared, just like the Boy Scouts. As my parents aged, we learned to talk every day, one day at a time. Time for us to do the same.
This week: you can probably early vote, if you live in a big city, where things are likely to get rough with Big Orange Bro planning his nefarious course, as he sees the writing on the wall becoming crystal clear! We don’t like him! So, vote early, y’all, if you can!
Early in the week, Moon is running in Aquarius and slips over Pluto, so detach, stay cool! I know that’s hard, what with all this Scorpion energy around: Merc, Venus, Sun. Mercury and Venus in Scorpio may make you feel like runnin’ your more passionate mouth this week and next, but use the retrogrades to dial it back. I am reminded of the three little pigs trying to build their houses, and that big bad wolf trying to blow the sh** down. They are trying, but we got some bricks up our sleeves—plus, a lot of the farm animals are helping out the piggies. LET’S GO!
And I saw this show on television today where Oklahoma Republicans were not wanting to vote for their OWN candidate! WOW! This is a time to hold your nose and vote for the other sign, red brothers, just this once. Some day, you’ll get a viable candidate, but not today, so vote for the person who wants our children to be stronger, smarter, and more well-fed, for a change, instead of voting in data centers and foreign smelters and those wanting to starve the already starving even MORE. Wouldn’t you just love it if Oklahoma turned a little BLUE? and got out off the “worst place in the country for everything” list?
Nevertheless, on Friday, we see Mercury go retrograde, Scorpio Sun/VenusRetro opposite Arien ChironRetro/ErisRetro with a T square to Pluto in Aquarius. This does indeed look like a revolt to me. In fact, the whole thing is REVOLTING! ;) What we’ve been through! Pluto in Aquarius is indeed a trump card that Mr. Trump has NOT allowed. Or, maybe he has. Whispers are around re: martial law being declared, etc., and the fix being in key states. But, let’s remember this: the people of Texas are MAD. And they already had THEIR OWN republic, once upon a time. And they are one of the few states that could do it again! And Mexico might just be ON THEIR side this time! and these states could secede from the union and still succeed financially: California, Texas, New Yor, and Florida. Cali and Flo could create a Disney republic! Think of that! Texas already has their flag! New York could become NEW New York! WoW!
I am not saying this will happen, but the people on this side of the pond have revolted before, and we could do it again if the election gets rigged, which you can expect it to be. Martial law can be declared if the election is suspected to be rigged. Funny how the ones doing the rigging will probably be the ones declaring martial law, but nevertheless…know this: the election WILL be messed with. We will not know much of anything until November 13/14, and even then, not much. More on or about December 6th. Some things will become much clearer on January 7/8. No real clarity until tax day 2027.
All these retrogrades are causing the lack of clarity, and there will be many aspects to Pluto in Aquarius that promise upheaval, as a result.
But for now, let’s vote early this week. This do our best to hold our tongues and noses.
The weekend will have an Arien line-up with Neptune/Moon/Saturn/Eris/Chiron, all but the Moon being retrograde. Smoke and fog, anyone? squaring Capricornia “the buck stops here” Lilith. So, Lilith will smell what’s foul, and she won’t have it! Let’s hear it for the earth people who are sane and practical and will do what they must, right?
Mars will square Mercury this week—so difficult but passionate and perhaps underhanded conversation and actions going hand in hand. Ah, most of us know who and what we are dealing with. Even the formerly “converted” are now returning to sanity, as they see ALL COSTS going up and promises being broken again and again. Also, Aries Saturn trines Leo Mars this week, indicating there may be a suppression of the suppressors, I hope! Or, at least, a holding some stuff in check, I hope! Plus, Sedna and Uranus in Gemini are still trine Pluto in Aquarius, so no matter what happens, that’s POWER TO THE PEOPLE! I am hearing all these old protest songs in my head, and I am using them as marching music for myself this week—marching to the polls, that is! How about you? Let’s get in step!
ASTROLOGY IS NOT JUST A SUN SIGN. ASTROLOGY IS COMPLEX.
ASTROLOGY IS BOTH SCIENTIFIC & MATHEMATICAL
ASTROLOGY IS NOT EVIL.
I AM NOT PSYCHIC.
LIFE IS NOT CHAOTIC.
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