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ASTROLOGY IS NO JOKE. HERE IS HOW I FOUND OUT.

ANDREA THE ASTROTRACKER TELLS THE STORY.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON...

   

WAR ESCALATION THURSDAY? OUR OWN PERSONAL WATERLOO?

THE SOUP IS ON FIRE! YOD POINTING AT THE SOUTH NODE IN VIRGO! WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE! YES, SPECIFICALLY IN 1821. WATERLOO, ANYONE?

MARS HEADS INTO ARIES ON THURSDAY, and fiery Lilith can barely contain herself, but Saturn will do his best to restrain.  Lil sister Eris, feeling pretty spicy herself in Aries, has already been poking the Chiron pain point. Remember, Arien Chiron doesn’t want to go it alone or take too many risks, but she’s already fallen out of the frying pan into the fire. And healing Arien pain is about doing what you don’t want to do. If you are afraid of snakes, hold a snake. Oh, wait! Pick a non-venomous snake, y’all! That’s the key! Don’t decide to hold a cobra! DUH! Too late, huh? Oops!

The Moon (mood) is also hot in Sagittarius which will square Mars at 29 degrees on Wednesday as Mars sextiles Uranus in Taurus at that anaretic degrees. Y’all, 29s are crucial and sometimes painful, because they signify a change—a flip into another sign, and Pisces couldn’t be more different than Aries, nor could Capricorn be more different from Sag. Trines make things easy, so the upsets caused by a martial planet and Uranus the disruptor could be wild and primed to occur by mood. Perhaps an earthquake? Certainly, an earthquake of emotion and impulsivity is brewing. Who keeps putting more pepper in the pot???

By the weekend, Mars joins Neptune the cloud, so if you think any clarity is coming, you’re crazy! I see only more smoke and mirrors, and the following week will bring a mercurial campaign to further obfuscate what’s happening. Are we mad yet? Certainly seems that way, but there’s a lot of fingers in ears and LALALAs going on from those at the top. Let’s remember that Aries is both a martyr and a warrior as well as an idealistic patriot who goes out there ON HIS OWN. Time for us all to do our patriotic duty and say and DO something. Guess what? I think we will, once we separate from all the Neptunian nonsense. BYE, Felicia!

There is a YOD, a finger of fate, pointed at the South Node in Virgo this week. The ends of the Yod are Saturn in Aries and Pluto in Aquarius. So we are dealing with things from the past that need to be fixed, Saturn will discipline us, taking us into new territory, Pluto will transform us. If we continue on the war path, many will die. The South Node says, we have been here before. And astrology is all about this: those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Yup. Men are so stupid; this is why I prefer animals. But we may be walking right into out wown personal Waterloo , if we don’t do something. In fact, the last time we saw all these planets in Aries was 1821, when we said, BYE, Napoleon! OH!

Saturn is walking into a trine with Lilith in fire signs—as I said, he will try to shut her up. And maybe that’s possible, as Mercury in Pisces, starts to separate from Ju[iter in Cancer—they’re all emotional, and Jupiter wants to expose as much as possible—just, with Pisces and Neptune figuring so big in the picture lately, who knows what needs to be exposed. There’s just too much!  Nevertheless, Jupiter releases, and in Cancer, either gets loud and weepy, gets pregnant, or divorces some family members. I hope this is not a NATO separation, which has been, unfortunately, discussed.

The Sun will square Jupiter this week, so a divorce is possible. And with Pluto in an applying trine to Uranus, the universe is surely promising huge transformational upsets and changes. Yes, earth changes are possible, but divorces and glaciers (we wish it were ICE) cracking up, who knows? Once Pluto leaves Uranus alone, he still goes in for a grip with Sedna, and eventually the hug with Uranus gets closer. Uranus and Sedna in Gemini is about us asking ourselves, “What the hell did we get ourselves into?” Regret is useless. Somebody voted for that guy more than once, and the GOP are still giving him a hall pass, so the rest of us are going to have to get fighting mad and do something ourselves and SAY something. Gemini. SAY something. But Gemini is often two-sided, right? So, civil unrest, here we come. :(  

Pluto is going to trine Venus conjunct Ceres in Taurus, so looks like Mother Earth just might have something to say about all this sh**. Hold onto your hats and toilet paper. gas up your cars and grab some cash. That’s what this whole Spring/Summer journey is going to be about.


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